ms transworld pageant

booking agent (b.a.): i would love to help you out but i just booked out that date for the miss trans-world pageant
me: but we would be so much more fun than the miss trans-world pageant!
b.a.: no, i don't think anyone is as much fun as the miss trans-world pageant. in fact, we have a lock on that little market; we also have the pan-asian transsexual pageant coming up.
damn - we got shafted by a bunch of trannies. sucks to be us.
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After reading the headline, I was really hoping this post was going to be about a transworld pageant in Des Moines. Now that would have been some fun...
There IS a leisure suit convention in Des Moines... don't ask me how I know this.
And the sleeves on that outfit look absolutely deadly.
I wanna gooooooo
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