prince divorce #2, a conversation
well, not much has been said here regarding my love of the music of prince - prince's music is something you either love, or don't, something you get, or something you don't. i try not to foist it on anyone (except for cb) - but had to share this conversation from the other night with my friend greg (feel free to email him and tell him to update his damn blog!)
greg: so i have a question for you -
me: ok
greg: let say you were a life long prince fan...
me: ok
greg: and you became the president of his fan club...
me: ok
greg: and then became employed at paisley park enterprises as his assistant...
me: ok
greg: and then you start to fuck/date him and eventually marry him...
me: ok
greg: and then you get divorced. are you still a prince fan?
me: actually, i think the day after i announce the divorce i take my entire prince collection down to used record store and sell it to make some cash.
ahhh, prince, another divorce (number 2 for those keeping track).
nobody could fault you for the first one failing (loosing a child as to be devastating to a relationship)... but what did you do to piss off this one? did you fuck tamar? (seriously man, your protogee's get less and less interesting every year).greg: so i have a question for you -
me: ok
greg: let say you were a life long prince fan...
me: ok
greg: and you became the president of his fan club...
me: ok
greg: and then became employed at paisley park enterprises as his assistant...
me: ok
greg: and then you start to fuck/date him and eventually marry him...
me: ok
greg: and then you get divorced. are you still a prince fan?
me: actually, i think the day after i announce the divorce i take my entire prince collection down to used record store and sell it to make some cash.
ahhh, prince, another divorce (number 2 for those keeping track).
i'm actually ok with prince being single again - i think prince writes better music when he's single and tortured. not to mention when he's dating lots of women all at the same time.
musicology & 3121 were the first little baby steps towards redemption after you forced that piece of shit the rainbow children on all of us.
lets see where you end up next.
1 comment:
hmmmmm
would sleeping with and/or dating Prince really count as "switching sides"?
i feel like it doesn't
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