madonna / guy ritchie / robbie williams

oh my... kill me now. not only do i love madonna, guy ritchie is one of my favorite directors, and lets be frank - i'd kill to get robbie in bed. woof.

and now a post focusing on all three! life is good.

stealing this little news blurb from joe.my.god.:

Robbie Williams is dueting with Pet Shop Boys' Neil Tennant on a single called She's Madonna, the title taken from what Guy Ritchie told his then-girlfriend Tania Strecker as he dumped her, "Look, you know I really love you, but she's Madonna."According to The Mirror, Madonna green-lighted the single when Williams played it for her and he hopes to get her to appear in the video. The album comes out September 4th. I can already see the ball queens having a field day doing runway to She's Madonna.

hmmm where to begin? ummmm - robbie singing about madonna, fuckin' brilliant. i've not got a semi in anticipation for the new robbie album 1974 (didn't even know this was coming - he's on a world tour for intensive care). and the subject matter? damn that sounds cheeky as hell and fun. robbie is the best pop singer in the world today - bar none. he brings a sense of fun to music today + he's dead sexy. that body, those tat's, that fur - those killer eyes. woof. and now he's singing about madonna. how perfect.

while we are on the subject....

ok, i love madonna - i really do. i can honestly say she never bores me and i'm always interested in what she's doing musically, socially etc.. she's a brilliant performer (drowned world tour in 2001; madison sq garden; 15th row - best stadium show i've ever seen) - but i have to be honest about something....

madonna has not been good for guy ritchies career. :-(

i mean lets be honest - b.m. (before madonna), guy wrote, produced and directed two of the greatest movies of the 90's; lock, stock & two smoking barrels & snatch. but a.m (after madonna), he did swept away (which stared said wife and nobody saw) and revolver (which was never released in the u.s.).

i love guy. i love madonna. i just don't know if i love them together.

if they ever got a divorce, i'd so be there to offer guy some comfort. that man is dead sexy.

maybe robbie should write a song about guy. now that'd go platinum for sure.

(p.s., for some fucking insane reason i can't post pics tonight - i have the hottest pic of robbie to share - i guess that'll have to wait until i can give him his own post)